Elephant Balls - TSP Episode 10
Threadbare South Park: Episode # 9
ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS EPISODE--EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS' LINES ARE WRITTEN BY 'THREADBARESP'....POORLY. THE FOLLOWING SCRIPT CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE.
The kids sit in the third-grade classroom, staring blankly at their teacher. Mr. Garrison stands at the board, which features drawings of a carrot, a potato, a tomato, an ear of corn, and a stalk of celery. Mr. Garrison has Mr. Hat on one hand and his other hand is clutching his groin.
So that's how you can tell a fruit from a vegetable. Are there any questions? Yes, Clyde?
Clyde: Is a pumpkin a fruit or a vegetable?
Mr. Garrison: Yes.
Clyde stares at him. Mr. Garrison begins to erase the board.
Mr. Garrison: So for tonight's homework, I want you all to go home and write a short essay